The awesomness of fat-
it jiggles when you get hit
Its fun to poke.
it Protects u when baby he.
You can make lots of people laugh when you do a canon ball.
You are tougher to move when in football.
You are less likely to be raped.
The sadness of fat-
It weighs you down.
You are made fun of.
You feel insecure.
It's hard to breath.
Running a mile feels like a hundred.
Can't think of anything else...